THE DRIFTER – DEAR TELLTALE
The Drifter is a psychogeographer of videogames. He’s like Iain Sinclair on acid. He’s like Will Self on heroin. He’s like Super Mario on mushrooms. Except his drug is called ‘home computing’, and...
View ArticleTHE DRIFTER – DOWN AND OUT IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM
The Drifter is a psychogeographer of videogames. If you don’t know what that means – dude! Just read the Wikipedia. That’s all he did, and look at where it got him. Suck it up, bookworms: videogames...
View ArticleTHE DRIFTER – IMAGINARY SEQUELS TO BIOSHOCK
The Drifter is a psychogeographer of videogames. He chose that name because of Guy Debord’s concept of the situationist dérive, not because he’s almost 30 and completely aimless, okay? What are you,...
View ArticleTHE DRIFTER – THE FUTURE OF VIRTUAL REALITY
The Drifter is a psychogeographer of videogames. He started this blog to grow his followers and make friends: friends just like you. Hey, have you lost weight? It really suits you. And I love what...
View ArticleTHE DRIFTER – A GAMER’S FIELD GUIDE TO LOVE
The Drifter is a psychogeographer of videogames. The FDA recently declared his column unfit for human consumption, but he’s like yeah whatever, didn’t want any stupid humans consuming it anyway. From...
View ArticleASK US FOR ADVICE OR THE PUPPY DIES
The Drifter is a good-for-nothing. That’s what his own mother told him at birth, and that’s what the Official Existential Gamer Opinion © is. When he isn’t stealing our wives and husbands (he’s like an...
View ArticleTHE DRIFTER – THE IMAGINARY HISTORY OF STAR WARS VIDEOGAMES
The Drifter is a psychogeographer of videogames. His people once were warriors, and he continues their noble tradition, fighting in the flame wars on the bloody fields of 4Chan and Reddit. As the...
View ArticleTHE DRIFTER – A GAMER’S GUIDE TO EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS
The Drifter is a psychogeographer of videogames. Usually he’d spend an hour coming up with a witty non-sequitur to go in here, but today he’s practising the life-changing power of not giving a fuck. As...
View ArticleTHE DRIFTER – THE BIG BOSS BUSINESS SCHOOL
The Drifter is a psychogeographer of videogames. A crazy cat lady once taught him the magic she uses to turn her enemies into mangy strays, so next time he asks you for small change for cheap booze or...
View ArticleTHE DRIFTER – A-POKÉ-LYPSE NOW!
The Drifter is a psychogeographer of videogames. Check out his new ‘man-cave’ diet — consisting only of what he can hunt, forage, or scrape from the inside of the old biscuit tins he uses to store his...
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